I’m never having kids because I don’t want to have to wake up this early every day to take their asses to school.
MY CAT THREW UP IN THE KITCHEN AND MY PARENTS AREN’T HOME SO I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP AND I’M PISSED ABOUT IT.
SEASON 8! yes
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Already getting over this. What is the deal? I can’t tell if I read too much into things but something has definitely shifted and it’s annoying
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just saying if I ever get married it will be to jesse lacey
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This world can be ugly but isn't it beautiful?: How To Ruin Your Life -
Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair…
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and they’re UPWARDS OF $150 ON EBAY.
Are you for real?!
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I just ate an entire 4 oz baby bag of pirates booty on my break oops