January 2012
The perks of being roberts girlfriend
All of the Christmas candies are belongs to me because when people buy him candy it sits in his room until a year past the expiration date
I have been doing planks wrong my entire life. Holy hell my abdominals.
I’m so fucking dehydrated I can’t run more than half a mile
Reasons I loved 2011
Got accepted to college
Graduated high school as salutatorian
Came to truly appreciate my friends
Got the presidential scholarship for my
university
Passed my classes with flying colors
Bought a first car that is truly mine with the money I earned from slaving my days away inside a McDonald’s
Quit my first job and got a better one
Learned to apply make up
Learned to file...
December 2011
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The most important things
Kindness
Empathy
Passion
Drive
Resilience
Mean Girls with the mean girls ;)
Love it
Big mac commercial at the gym I’m gonna throw up! Ugh ew
I say I wanna change
But I lie, oh yes I lie, and you know I stay consistent. Yeah I ain’t perfect but at least I admit it, and I ain’t ever gonna change and don’t forget it!
Best song
I pulled A's out of art history and philosophy.
Waiting on anthro, honors connections, and poly sci.
woo!
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My new years resolution is to be better.
On the top of the list of words that annoy me, “din din.”
When dumb bitches have their signal on so you turn in front of them and then it turns out they’re not turning they’re just a dumb bitch that left their turn signal on and they look at you like YOU’RE dumb
I have been reading “john krasinski” kra-zin-sky as “john krasinki” this whole time…as in kra-sinky omg
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pissed that my camera doesn’t have infrared to support wireless remotes. that pesky little “i” means so much to canon…I have an XS.
Oh my god this entire song is about if a guy had a big enough penis and if he can get it up oh my god ARE YOU SERIOUS RIHANNA THIS IS FUCKING AWFUL HOW ARE YOU FAMOUS
Rihanna’s music is so goddamn stupid how can people like this “I’m too hard I’m too hard” fucking give me a BREAK
My dad named all of our computers and servers grover, Elmo, and Kermit. Our wifi is called sesame street…
Listen up activist idiots. Taking away the cars of illegal drivers at DUI check points isn’t punishing them for being illegal. It’s improving the safety of the roads by removing those who DO NOT HAVE A DRIVER LICENSE! Like are you serious? When my right to safety is violated by the rights of an illegal immigrant to drive without a license there is something fucked up in this state.
When Michael pretends to fire Pam OH MYGOD
Pam used to be so cute!! And Michael was so offensive lol
