Just kicked 700 calories in the ass how is your day going
Come to my door and ask me if my parents are home…not only freaks me the fuck out because i think you’re going to rob me but I’m an adult so you can tell me your campaign for city council mister
My critical thinking class
My dream came true with ice on all your roads…shhhh
Brb reliving the 7th grade
I haven’t drank ANY water today at all and I drank a 20 oz coffee this morning so I’m feeling pretty dehydrated and icky
Is it national “professors be 7 minutes late to class” day?
Leftover on the whiteboard in my French class
“let’s eat grandma
Vs.
Let’s eat, grandma”
I’m lollin’
I would like
A pair of knee high boots preferably brown yes
The planetarium is so dark I have to hold my phone over my notes to see what I’m writing boooo